scatterbitched

When you like one girl but you also like another girl.

You see I like Lisa but I also like Karen. Many I’m scatterbitched

by Andrew Forcienal November 8, 2019

Scatters

uncontrollable explosive vomit, getting so off the wall shit faced drunk that you can no longer aim your vomit which causes it to scatter all over in the general direction of your target which is usually a toilet or in some very poor cases the bar floor. The scatters are usually found in the bigger cesspools of the world such as bourbon street, broadway, or the sunset strip.

Dude how are you feeling? Man not great but not just awful. Dude go look in the bathroom you caught the scatters last night and now moms spaghetti and cheap bourbon whiskey are all over the place!!!!

by Blazer1752 February 25, 2020

scotty sends

Scotty Sends is the type of guy you bring home. The type of friend you want by your side. The type of competition you never want to challenge you. The type of lover you want to hold you. Scotty Sends is more than just a person, he’s an inspiration and a true legend.

“YOooOo did he just send it?”
“Yeah bro, that’s Scotty Sends for ya”

by sopholow February 28, 2020

Scotty

a short sped who is usually very disabled, and has an extra 21st chromosome.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that new kid at school?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total Scotty
Guy 1: Haha

by ha_get_rekt420 March 9, 2020

Scotty

Scotty is a straight up asshole but can be nice to the people he loves. He’s loyal when it comes to relationships, but don’t cheat on him, the other person will normally end up dead.

Omg that guy is acting like a scotty!

by Jacksoff2332 May 4, 2020

Scattamanga

Anything that has assortment of things or people.

(walks onto a field with a bunch of kids playing soccer) Ok, lets show this scattamanga how it's done.

(Mom walks in to your room) Whats all this scattamanga around the room? Pick this shit up!

by Ijusttook100viagra April 8, 2020

Scatter and splatter

When you ejaculate so hard it hits the ceiling fan so it coats the ceiling and the walls making them look like they just had a fresh coat of paint

sorry about the scatter and splatter mess in your daughter's room Mr/Missis Smith we got a little carried away but hey at least you don't have to repaint her room this weekend

by GoblinSlayer95 June 17, 2020