A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense
"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
by Mercenary800000 January 31, 2024
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Stalk Saturday

A new version of Follow Friday, on the Social Networking site "Twitter." This fashion was created by Twitter user @maskedscientist
Let me give a shout out to @so_n_so @jonhdoe for today's #stalksaturday. You should #stalk them. This is a "Stalk Saturday."
by mstmat September 25, 2009
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shit-stalking

(noun) Modification on "shit-talking." The act of Facebook stalking someone with a friend while simultaneously talking shit about them.
#1, while shit-stalking: Let's shit-stalk Beth. (while looking at a recent picture) She got so fucking fat in college!
by WomenOf113 December 03, 2011
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wall-stalk pop-up

Someone who posts something random on your Facebook wall, or comments on a post for the sole purpose of being seen by someone else/making their presence known. Usually done by an ex-gf/bf, a wanna-be gf/bf or in sneaky cases, by someone who wants you to friend them but does not want to send a friend request for fear of being rejected, so posts it on mutual friend's page.
Usually this pop-up is ignored, like most screen pop-ups because it's an obvious "look at me" attempt.
Jenny: "Did you see that random post on Tom's wall from his ex?"

Alexis: "Yeah, I'm not worried. It's just a wall-stalk pop-up. He doesn't even talk to her anymore."
by jb3625 January 20, 2011
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Stalk-flooder

Someone on your friend list who clandestinely likes or comments on your old pictures, so as to draw the attention of the world to your veritable foolhardiness, with the intention of causing immeasurable trauma, sometimes leading to Foticide(means deleting your own pictures, not to be confused with foeticide )
Being the stalk-flooder she is, she liked my old prom picture and subjected me to the ridicule of the whole world.
by philosoph May 18, 2017
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stalk dialing

1. The act of deliberating calling a person's phone number repeatidly in succession.

2. The disrespecting act of making a nuisance of one's self by continuously dialing a number. As if doing the same thing (dialing) over and over again, will produce a different result.
Why is Allie always stalk dialing people? lf they wanted to talk to her, they would!
by ConcernedInChesapeake November 07, 2011
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Stalk train

when you are creeping on someones social networking page's pictures and find a tag of someone then go through their pictures. then so on and so forth
steps: for the stalk train
1- looking on someones page
2- start creeping on them
3- find someone who was in contact with them (ex. someone who commented on one of the pictures, or was tagged in one of that who is being crept on)
4- creep on one who is crept on friends in the ex. stated above.

5-repeat with new person
6- and so one and so forth
by synthia143 April 21, 2011
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