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Swinging Jenny

The act of swinging your arms back and forth in a wide arc across your body while walking forward with the intent of striking fear in the hearts and minds of anyone who is foolish enough to get in your way.
1. Guy one: Dude, I thought you were going to fight that jerk today.

Guy two: I was but he pulled out the swinging jenny and I ran.

2. Guy one: Hey what stopped the basketball game?

Guy two: Some idiot did the swinging jenny through the middle of the game.

Guy one: didn't anyone try to stop him?

Guy two: are you kidding, it's the swinging jenny!
by mattyportman December 12, 2010
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Slinging the heavy

When a badass mother fucker walks up to a bitch and spits some of his best game. When you know that bitch is good and ready to get on dat dick. Instead of asking "hey u wanna fuck?". U being the pussy pulling badass u are u say "Hey yo bitch! U want to come back to my place so i can sling that heavy to ya!"
Hey yo bitch! Nice to meet u! I'm gunna be the man who is slinging the heavy to ya tonight! (most effective way to use "slinging the heavy")
Those bitches loved it when I was slinging the heavy!
I WAS SLINGING THE HEAVY ALL NIGHT!!
by Heavy Slinger November 22, 2011
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mud slinging

the act of deficating in your hand and throwing it across the room or corridor in an attempt to pelt some one therefor giving them pink eye
nurse-what could have possibly happend that you could have gotten pink eye

you- i know exactly how! billy-joe was mud slinging at me.
by pootdoodle February 9, 2009
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to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester
mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic
by Sexydimma October 2, 2020
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I got your (blank) swinging

Usually a last resort type comeback that can also be used to annoy people. Most likely used by the annoying guy that is too lazy to use his brain to think of a good comeback. The douche usually uses what ever you say and fills in the blank in his pre-determined comeback.
I got your (blank) swinging

Tommy: Hey man u wanna grill some hotdogs?
Chance: I got your hotdog swinging!!
Tommy: Your such a tool dude
Chance: I got your tool swigning!!
Tommy: Whatever, ask your girlfriend what she wants to eat
Chance: I got your girlfriend siwnging!!
by Da Persian July 25, 2006
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It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.
Why don't you explore the purple headed yogart slinging dragon
by TequilaPrep September 15, 2009
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The Sinking of the USS Nimitz

While copulating with someone from behind, licking your index and middle fingers and sticking one up each nostril.
"Let's try 'The Sinking of the USS Nimitz' tonight!"
by billnted May 5, 2008
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