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shut yo monkey ass up

A polite way to ask the lucky people who were born with the legendary skin of being able to camouflage in the dark to keep quiet . The dark is supposed to be a peaceful place and we DONT want noises coming from things we cannot see in the dark . A quick fix is to turn on the lights to deactivate their legendary skin . Please remind these chocolate people with the legendary skin of being able to disappear in the night to be silent at all times . This is to prevent confusions in the night .
"man shut yo monkey ass up lil nigga! you better watch out tonight cuz imma be in your closet waiting for you"
by abit too black person September 17, 2023
mugGet the shut yo monkey ass upmug.

Shut Your Bitch Ass Up

When you're being a fat annoying whore and someone points it out, usually used by nigga accent and sometimes by a white cunt who tries to act black.
Kid: "But Dad I want that"
Dad: "Sorry honey, I don't have my wallet with me"
Kid: "But Daddy... I REALLY WANT THAT" (Keeps repeating and crying)
Dad: "HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP BEFORE I SHOVE MY COCK UP YOUR ASS"

Nigga: "Why y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
McDonalds Employee: "Sorry sir wh-"
Nigga: "Shut your bitch ass up"
by PseudonymNiggaPenis August 7, 2019
mugGet the Shut Your Bitch Ass Upmug.

shut the fu up you stupid skid row bum

This is a simple mean line. Shut the fu up you stupid skid row bum.
Don`t you shut the fu up you stupid skid row bum.
by GDM:) February 23, 2021
mugGet the shut the fu up you stupid skid row bummug.

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.
Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*
by 888899990000000 March 27, 2022
mugGet the I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw upmug.

Ill smack you stupid idiot ! Shut up!

What it says on the child's face in the ad which may or may not be at the top of this page.
What a stupid ad.
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
mugGet the Ill smack you stupid idiot ! Shut up!mug.

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