by lkash_ May 12, 2024
Get the Ricky Licker mug.When someone jerks off inside of a Porta John in a desperate attempt to bust a nut after an unsuccessful attempt to take a girl home from the bar.
Bill: Hey Hank, what took you so long in the Porta John?
Hank: Oh I had to rub out a Ricky John real quick before I go home. I got blue balled bad tonight.
Hank: Oh I had to rub out a Ricky John real quick before I go home. I got blue balled bad tonight.
by giggitygoddamn69 January 23, 2023
Get the Ricky John mug.a total douchebag who thinks people like him but is actually just a gay fag who won't come out of the closet yet; stupid; gay.
by hellohi6997 November 22, 2010
Get the ricky peterson mug.When a girl leads you are hardcore but uses you for a ride or another advantage but has no intention of actually sleeping with you
The Ricky: Ricky thought he bouts to get laid on a hour plus trip to Pittsburgh but instead ended up left at the bar and drank himself into the hospital for days then didnt even get a ride home after waking up from coma cuz she had better shit to do
by Sad for ricky January 5, 2019
Get the The Ricky mug.To attend an event that you know you will either not return to at anytime in the future or be invited back to so you take the opportunity to not give a single fuck.
Pulling a Ricky G: based on Ricky Gervais hosting the 2019 Golden Globes Award: You'll be pleased to know this is the last time I'm hosting these awards, so I don't care anymore. I'm joking. I never did. I'm joking, I never did. NBC clearly don't care either — fifth time. I mean, Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars for some offensive tweets — hello?
Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English and they've no idea what Twitter is, so I got offered this gig by fax. Let's go out with a bang, let's have a laugh at your expense. Remember, they're just jokes. We're all gonna die soon and there's no sequel, so remember that.
Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English and they've no idea what Twitter is, so I got offered this gig by fax. Let's go out with a bang, let's have a laugh at your expense. Remember, they're just jokes. We're all gonna die soon and there's no sequel, so remember that.
by ThatIrishLadFromCork January 6, 2020
Get the Pulling a Ricky G mug.A person with a small penis. Exye or Ricky as it is said in russia, became a rule of measurement in the battle of world war one where 2 German troops and 5 Russian troops where together on the front lines. The russians had no defense and the Germans felt outnumbered so one of the troops named ricky volunteered to be a sacrafice so no one was injured in the battle, ricky had a small penis and his name became a word for ppl with small penises
by German Troop April 16, 2021
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