Ratchet

When something is terrible and off (not the acronym for Old Fat Fuck)

Jonty: “Ella do you want to make a decision”
Ella: “ you know I think making decisions are ratchet”

Ella: “ do you want to try fennel”
Jonty: “why the fuck would I want fentanyl, that’s so ratchet!”

by Peachypie123 June 16, 2024

secret ratchet

A man or women that is attractive to look at, but contains the qualities a ratchet/faggot/thirsty/hoe contains:

-follows other ratchets on instagram and likes their photos and may give them their number(with or without a gf/bf)
-uses more than 3 hashtags
-uses both emoticons :), ;), etc. and emojis😊,😉, etc.

- may say ratchet lovey-dovey things (i love my baby boy/girl so much he/she is my world, my everything happy one week to my future husband/wife
- is over the age of 15 and still wears aeropostle/hollister clothes.
- wears ugg boots with leggings
- uses meaningful captions on instagram that has no connection to the picture
- uses over 3 emojis/punctuation marks in a bio/caption
- every photo they take is either a selfie or a mirror picture
- pictures with significant other are only of them kissing

Alex: Woah that guy is so sexy!

Morgan: No he is the guy that gives his numbers to those ratchets on insta....and he has a gf!

Alex: Damnit....he's a secret ratchet

by - al the pickle May 29, 2014

ratchet momma

Livi druffner grossss

Sorry bro I hate ratchet momma night

by Like icky November 13, 2020

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

ratchet slayer

One who slayeth the Ratchet female type.

Bro 1: Yo bro whose your buddy that takes down all the beezys in the club?

Bro 2: That's Cory, they call him the Ratchet Slayer. His tool box is always full of ratchets.

by byBeardofZeus June 27, 2014

Ratchet

Actions taken that are intentionally out of compliance with The Universal Process.

The human body is a system teeming with bioelectric energy. The human body processes and interacts with the Earth's, and The Universe's, electromagnetic environment. Decisions made for the sole purpose of personal enrichment shall be tried in the form of various life experiences.

Please see:
+ Electromagnetic Field Interaction With the Human Body: Observed Effects and Theories (NASA, 1981)
+ Earth's Magnetosphere (NASA, 2023)
+ How Earth's Magnetic Shield Protects Us from the Sun (NOVA PBS, 2013)
+ A Discourse Concerning Unlimited Submission and Non-Resistance to Higher Powers (Jonathan Mayhew, 1750)

"The 45th President of the United States of America appointed a Supreme Court Justice. The appointment was potentially a ratchet decision."

by AnsemForGood June 8, 2024

Ratchet

1. A trashy person or act, usually referring to females.

2. A firearm

1. Don’t mess with that chick she ratchet.

2. Don’t mess with that dude he got a ratchet.

by Dirty760 June 30, 2024