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Ratchet

They look so ratchet
by LeoNeardoo November 27, 2018
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Ratchet

1) An uncommon or useless tool or item (usually scattered in a garage)

2) A character from the game "Ratchet and Clank"

3) Someone who us being used by another person
1) "I have way too many ratchets in my garage"

2) "I can't wait for the new Ratchet and Clank game!"

3) "Wow, Chell is treating Nicole like a ratchet"
by becauseimapotato May 25, 2016
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Stubby Ratchet

When your short stubby friend is actin ratchet.
Originating from Rochester NY made relevant and popular by local tattooed women on Monroe Ave.
Hey Christine you’re now in my phone as “stubby ratchet
by Rochester December 4, 2023
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ratchet crew

A name that some lame ass made. It is a crew with high intelligence, put up with no mess, and high expectations. A guy who has very low self esteem must have mad this made this up.
Bill: look at that ratchet crew over there.
Timmy: you lame for that man
by Ratchet crew January 10, 2018
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Ratchet

Oh that girl ratchet...always wanna worry about drama
by Michaelardoin September 26, 2017
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ratchet joint

A ratchet joint is if somebodys penis is at a bent angle half way down the middle. It has the unique ability to be cranked side to side.
Yano da geez down De road. Man's was gettin bare suck but the whamen locked sight ov da ratchet joint so she dipped!
by Blasendat August 18, 2019
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Ratchet

No, you don't have to ratchet yourself anywhere for preferential sexual selection. A fat juicy cock puts you exactly where you need to be.
Hym "You know you don't have to ratchet yourself up anything to get sex. Here's the hierarchy (because I know you love visuals)

Big Fat Cockles > Money > Appearance

So ☝️ here and/or ☝️ is where you can see kids, retards, and old men. If they can't get the fat cock they will settle for money and take the meaty dick on the side. Appearance is the difference between them treating/talking to you as a man or woman. In their mind, not wanting to fuck you make you their "equal" and they only date UP hierarchy which makes the men they want to fuck better then women (literally by your own rules) So here is the gender social hierarchy as a model:
Men they fuck > Women ≥ Men they don't fuck > Small peepee

You are really peeved about that huh? Consciousness never plays a factor. Reality is objective btw the way. I'm not a postmodernist. I do like Kierkegaard though “People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.” or "Modern society has leveled the individual into an abstract phantom." I like the latter. It's what they (the public) deserve. And when they step out of the fog and show themselves, man, does it fill the golden with righteous indignation. Go back where you belong dregs! You're ideas are brilliant though and your thing is so much better than mine that we can use it to win the culture war."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
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