Floppy man ranch

This term describes a man or tranny with a small soft dick. Another man pours ranch dressing on it and sucks the dick till he has a boner if he does not get the ranch dressing off before the man has a boner, he will get gangbanged by four other guys.
Hey bro what's up? You look super tired! "Just got done getting gangbanged by some Mexicans because I suck at the floppy man ranch challenge."
by Čârtêr August 31, 2014
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pampa ranch

A sexual move, when you cum on their food and force them to eat it.
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ranch

a person that is most likely to get mad for no reason and is very annoying
"omg...my brother is such a ranch."
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ranch

when somethings cool or having a group of people listening to guitar it could really mean whatever you want
1. When we get back let’s ranch. 2. That car is pretty ranch.
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Ranch

1; Not a moisturizer

2; A dressing and dipping sauce beloved by many, including celebrities such as Shane Dawson and Chris Pratt.

3; A girl from the country and/or in the country, typically an attractive one.
1; "She told me to use ranch on my skin, but ranch is not a moisturizer."
2; "I'm going to the store to buy some ranch for the salad and wings, want anything else?"
3; "Did you see Joanne? She is a ranch."
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Ranch

Listen i know your bored of school and your probably in it rn. so here is all my definitions of RANCH
Man made ranch: Basically cum but worded different
Ranch: A sauce for carrots if ur bored
Man made ranch is cum but worded so different its not sexual
Ranch is a sauce so whatever u do with it like spreading it on your dick / pussy go ahead i wont stop ya
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Ranch

Either a place where Cows are raised either for meat or dairy, or whatever other fucking shit people come up with.
That kid lives on a ranch, must be a pretty interesting deal!
by Iloveslimjims November 07, 2022
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