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Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it
"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"
by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020
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bunny position

Woman (or man no judgement) sits on their partners lap facing them with their arms resting limply on their partners shoulders (like a bunny hence its name). This manoeuvre is completed with vigorous quick paced bouncing on your partners dick, enduring to clap those cheeks .
Person 1: honey what’s there to watch on tv tonight?

person 2: nothing sweetie

Person 1: oh darn.....I guess to pass the time you could rearrange my guts? Wanna do the bunny position so hard I get a haemorrhage

Person 2: sure I could use a quick hop
by Datbunnydude September 11, 2020
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seatle position

seatle position - to sit while playing Nintendo Wii
everyone was standing in-line except mom she was sitting on couch in the seatle position
by lukethaduke October 1, 2020
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Bronco position

The bronco position is commonly found in the south and is where a buckle bunny and a horny cowboy decided to have sex on a horse. They first get on the horse naked and the cowboy inserts his penis in the girls ass and then whips the horse causing it to buck like a bronco as they try to stay on for eight seconds.
Did you hear Jenny and Forest did the bronco position? They said it was one hell of a ride.
by Eston555855 November 23, 2020
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Collateral position

When a 3 man and 1 woman are in a room, one man puts his dick into the mans ass, and that man puts his dick in his other man's ass, then he puts his dick into the women's pussy
The collateral position is on of the most fun positions a group can have.
by why yu luk April 8, 2021
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freefaller position

the sleeping position in which you lay flat on your stomach with your upper chest on the pillow and your arms above your head, legs straight.
uncommon to a degree, but still not very rare.
"the freefaller position is good for back pain."
by fellownapper April 9, 2021
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Doge position

A state where you are making a lot of money from doge coin and getting laid as a result.
Have you tried using doge position to get babes?
by Rose3 May 27, 2021
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