the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024

multidimensional purse aliens

um in a world where em have no meaning
multidimensional purse aliens aim to en-
hance the dimensions of meaninglessness
to the next schrizo billable level. oh shuks

She groveled turnonover my masculinity until I turned into a flamebasket glass-case slipper in her happily after four ever pronjob oddjob jame mcvoy poem, and let her feed my polywogs to her huge rock hard lion's mane, she taught her daughters to win over the hearts of the multidimensional purse aliens cause my white paper had red ink and my jelly donut DNA was not allowed to live the flying sauce 'e'r s' somethin like'at. I was too white to leave and too red to die, man whita life, by a beautiful life christmas, in dedocakeson to Snow White.

by sinrlifemattrs November 7, 2025

purse cat

A cat you can hold by all four legs with one hand without the cat putting up a fight

Oh yeah our cat is a purse cat

by HoodCat2030 November 14, 2021

Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.

Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!

by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012

sloppy purse

A woman's vagina

I'm bout to spit up in that girl's sloppy purse.

by snappleextreme94 July 17, 2015

Pursed

The act of a woman tucking a man’s balls in her vagina while he stimulates her clitoris.

My girlfriend pursed my balls when I took out my cock to cum all over her clit.

by Frank Palace June 22, 2022

Purse Poop

When a woman inverts her purse and dumps out all of its contents on a bed or table.

Karen proceeded to do a huge purse poop on the bed and found her keys.

by IRON MENSCH March 30, 2022