Vaseline on toast

Vaseline on some toast. Are you fucking retarded what did you expect

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by Vaseline on toast April 21, 2019

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balls on toast

Used whence referencing the act of doing nothing, nothingness or lack of something. Secondary general term for time wastage. Usually revolving around gaming environment(see internet cafe)*.

What are we doing tonight?

I dont know, balls on toast?

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I could be out reaming Josh's mum, but were playing with our balls, on toast.

by Orrie May 20, 2007

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Toast Face

A word to describe a person that looks as though they have just popped out of a toaster.
Specifically, hair stood up on end, face red, dazed expression.

"Oh my goodness, have you seen Oli this morning, he has such a toast face."

by pandawild February 13, 2014

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Liberty Toast

the name given to French Toast following the rash of anti-French sentiment that followed 9/11 and the start of the War on terror. Along the same patriotic lines as Freedom Fries and Democracy Dressing but had its origins in WW1 with terms such as "hot dogs" and liberty cabbage that were used for similar reasons with respect to all things German

In the Red State Diner jim quickly noticed that Liberty Toast had replaced French toast on the breakfast menu.

Would you like some good American Maple syrup with your Liberty Toast?

On todays menu: Liberty Toast with all-American scrapple, only 3.99!

by binydeamon September 05, 2009

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Cunt Toast

The crust that forms on the crotch area of a woman's underwear after she has worn it all day, usually due to the drying of normal vaginal mucous secretions.

Girl A: "I wasn't going to change my underwear before my date tonight, but when I went to the bathroom I saw it had a layer of cunt toast on it."

Girl B: "That's fucking gross don't tell me that shit."

by Captain Katherine Janeway September 21, 2013

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