Oyster catcher

A promiscuous lady or guy of the night willing to suck down every last oyster.

Annie is a a real oyster catcher, she got every last drop.

by Ninclouse2000 October 2, 2019

Ugly Oyster

A girl so ugly that when she gave head the first time she thought it might be her last so she kept the cum under her tongue when she was done.

A butterface is most likely one to perform an ugly oyster.

by TwistedJ November 15, 2019

Indiana oyster

When you have a girl bent over, and you hock a lugie straight into her butthole. You then garnish this with whatever kind of sauce or sauces you like, then suck it right out of her starfish and down the throat it goes.

I gave my girl an Indiana oyster, but she didn’t like the hot sauce.

by Dr. Toboggan December 29, 2022

oyster cock

The phallic member of said sea creature

Julia loves slurping down oysters, but hates the sight of oyster cocks

by huckleberry finn the second March 8, 2017

Oceanside Oyster

Where one consistently jacks off into a shot glass and drinks their own cum because they can't get laid by dudes or chicks.

Male 1: Hey, you're cute what's you name?
Girl/Guy2: Hey there, not to be rude but I'm just not interested, I'm looking for a real man.
Male1: Oh thats alright, I'm just going to head home an Oceanside Oyster night cap.

Later that night...

Male 1: I love drinking my own cum.

by BurritoWizard69 October 6, 2020

Wheatland Oyster

A fresh, not frozen, cat turd, battered and deep fried.

Can I get a basket of wheatland oysters and an order of fries please?

by Dr. Deedles McDuckerson Phd May 16, 2023

oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.

"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."

by anonymous January 19, 2025