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Modern Racism

See that mofo Joseph over there he’s basically modern racism
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John Racism

John Racism, the inventor of racism, grew up in Mobile, Alabama, in the early 1700s. One day he stumbled across his very first black person and was fascinated at the pigment in their skin. From that day forward he dedicated his life to hating everyone based on the color of their skin and he made it known that in his mind, people with the same white skin as him, her higher in status then every other skin color. The people of his hometown all loved this idea due to them also having white skin. The word quickly spread amongst the white world and this amassed something of a cult following for John. To honor his name, the action of hating someone based off their color garnered his last name “Racism”. Although John may not have known it at the time, he would go on to have the biggest impact on this world, splitting it into a war of which race would end up on top.
Aaron: “Racism is such a bizarre concept, if it wasn’t for John Racism, I would have been felt more comfortable with the color of my skin”

Carlos: “Hell no! John Racism was a badass, I love being able to say racial slurs and feel better about myself because of my white skin!”
by Saucy Spoon December 12, 2023
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Racism

To discriminate, harm, or stereotype someone for the color of their skin or for the color of their skin compared to the situation their in. This definition applies to every color, despite popular belief that only white people can be racist.
Racism is everywhere. Just the other day, someone assumed that since I had a nice car and I'm black that me or my daddy were selling drugs😒
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Racism

Something everyone and anyone can commit and be a victim of.
Believing that you cannot be racist because of your race is an example of blatant racism.
by Person from Reddit March 10, 2025
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Racism Everywhere Syndrome (RES)

Racism Everywhere Syndrome (RES) is an informal term used to describe a phenomenon in which an individual interprets neutral or innocent subjects as racist due to their own subconscious associations. Instead of recognizing the thought as originating from themselves, the person externalizes it and labels the subject as racist.

Definition

RES has been described as a type of cognitive projection, where one’s own implicit associations are attributed to an outside object, character, or symbol. Proponents of the term argue that a truly non-racist individual would not make such associations in the first place.

Characteristics

Typical features of RES include:

Overinterpretation: assigning racist intent to symbols, colors, or characters with no evidence of such intent.

Projection: transferring one’s own subconscious thought onto an external subject.

Moral signaling: publicly accusing neutral subjects of racism as a way of demonstrating personal anti-racist values.

Examples

Interpreting a fictional character’s dark fur, clothing, or traits as racist stereotypes, despite no evidence of authorial intent.

Viewing ordinary colors, shapes, or symbols as inherently racist.
“Claiming that chess is racist because the white pieces move first is just another case of RES.”
“She said that a coffee shop menu was racist because it uses the term ‘black coffee.’ She definitely suffers from Racism Everywhere Syndrome (RES).”
by PhraseSmith August 16, 2025
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Racism

A smoke screen for white redneck men to hide they want to be topped by a black man
Randy: *says something racist*
Bystander: "Why is Randy so freaking racist?"
Randy's roommate: "I accidentally saw what was in Randy's internet search history. He's compensating with racism for the fact he's into being a bottom for a well endowed black man"
by big_bright_green_meme_machine February 3, 2025
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Skipper Ends Racism

The best movie you've ever seen

Watch it or you're going to die.
Guy: Who's going to end racism?

Guy 2: I don't know

Guy 3: Racism won't die, but you should watch Skipper Ends Racism. It's the best movie I've ever seen
by pejafme November 4, 2020
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