Mike Nelson

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs

I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal

by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 3, 2023

Nelson

A Professional Retard

Stop being a Nelson

by WiZar.d July 29, 2019

Pearl Nelson

It's those unwritten things you learn in nursing school.

She unzipped my pants and performed a "Pearl Nelson". That was the best "Pearl Nelson" ever.

by underagedjoe March 2, 2023

Nelson Sexton

Nelson Sexton is the omega-chad and founder of Unturned.
He has created a game that many people enjoy and love.
His game has inspired a community and a lot of developing to keep it active.

Woah, Nelson sexton! He made that cool Unturned game!

by Endy The Cool Dude December 8, 2021

Nelson

nelson is my only and one love, he shows me that love is real, even tho we argue a lot we still know to get back together because we’re meant to be.❤️ this guy showed me that not all guys are bad and i’m so thankful that october 21 was the day we got together and that gotta be the best day ever. i felled in love with you because your different and unique i love that you be acting like you around me i love that nelson shows how much he cares for me. i don’t care what people say about our relationship. nelson is my soulmate he is the love of my life and will be the father of my kids. i’m so thankful nelson can handle my attitude my selfishness and my mood and i’m sorry that i get so moody with you sometimes but know i don’t mean anything when i’m mad i truly love nelson and he will forever be the love of my life. A guy tried to ask for my number at school i said “no i have boyfriend” the guy kept telling me “your bf don’t let have friends see now that’s slave😂” i ignored the guy because i’m loyal for my husband/soulmate/the love of my life it’s not hard to be loyal and honest with your loves one if you truly love them you would do anything to make them happy. i truly wanna see my husband hold our baby in his hands. i know his the one for me and i know we’re to young and we’re teenagers but i know nelson is the one. he’s the best person i’ve met he changed me for better he doesn’t know he’s healing a heart that he didn’t break.

nelson

by ilovemyhusband222 November 21, 2023

Outdoor Nelson

While camping, smearing freshly warmed shit (which has been heated in a pan, preferably over a fire, then stirred and cooled to the proper temp) on your passed out buddys`face.

Shit, Waynes`passed out. Let`s give him the Outdoor Nelson.

by mr bombo February 27, 2004

Nelson

Women who sleep with your boyfriend when you're on a break.

The Nelson's are pissed that we got back together.

by Marymary80 October 11, 2020