ninja cuddle

the act of sneaking up on someone very quietly and cuddling them without them expecting it.

I <3 ninja cuddles :)

by gunpowder gertie August 11, 2009

Poptart Ninja

Someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ glass etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.

This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.

Joe: Man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. Total Poptart Ninja! MLIA!

Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.

by Sonskynkind April 25, 2010

Lung Ninja

A stoner game in which you have 12 throwing knives, 4 throwing stars, and 1 tomahawk. What you do is take a big hit off a pipe, and hold it in, throw all of the items listed above before you exhale. If you do exhale before all the items are thrown, you cant throw any more. You add all of the points and thats what you receive. The goal is to throw all the items and get the highest score while you get the highest.

I played lung ninja yesterday and won. I also had a bad case of the munchies.

by xXBoogaXx September 17, 2012

Ninja Bathroom

A secreted bathroom, typically in a large and winding house that one can dump like a truck in with enough getaway time to not be caught. Also ideal for hiding.

"Who raped the Ninja Bathroom?"
"Pork and bean night, shouldve been faster. Hey where the fuck is Al P?

by T_low June 12, 2010

Ninja Gaidance

What you desperately need but can't find when you are failing miserably at any Ninja Gaiden game for PS3

Guy 1: Ahhhh this game is so hard what do I do!?!?!

Guy 2: I would offer you some Ninja Gaidance but I don't have a fucking clue.

by Ultrafiend101 December 4, 2010

Ninja Yanked

The verb describing the unpleasant movement of hitting ones scrotum from behind them, most often used when someone has their legs spread awkwardly apart.

"Oh damn man, you just got ninja yanked!"

"Close your legs dude before i ninja yank you!"

by J.P.Hades May 14, 2009

ninja abs

abs that are hidden and only appear when it is necessary; in other words, an excuse for not having abs

My stomach's not squishy... there's ninja abs there!

by flowhawk22 October 12, 2010