Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

by Rogaaas September 18, 2015

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Suck my dick

To tell someone to suck that small tiny goofy ahh dick

Jake: wanna spray paint

Fresh: suck my DICK NIGGA

by Niggerousnigga June 22, 2022

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My dick

13 feet long but actually 20 but I don’t wanna scare anyone

My dick is 13 feet long

by Jennatools July 2, 2022

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My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis

Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...

by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018

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MY DICK

"An interactive Sex tutorial for students like you!"

my dick is hard fr

by pp slapper May 9, 2023

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metaphorical (for women mainly) for people who don't have dicks but feel like they should be a guy and that people should suck on their cock. Instead of sucking on cock, you should be more elegant and say swivel on my dick. Usually used when someone is being a little bitch and they need to stop.

how about sunday?
how about you swivel on my dick

by swivelonmydickdotcom April 25, 2017

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