Mustard Dick

When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.

“I want a blue collar man”
“naw they definitely have mustard dick”

by Thatboyfr June 18, 2024

Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy

Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table

by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020

Mustard gas

When you shart yellow.

Yesterday I had chinese for dinner. Now I have mustard gas.

by Redhead the Irishman March 3, 2021

Street Mustard

Watery shit commonly found in homeless camps along storm gutters, often picked up by restaurants for use as sauce

That four star restaurant serves street mustard with their pretzels!

by Lordh3adass May 26, 2021

mustard

The best method for one-letter Wordle.

Use the mustard strat when playing one-letter Wordle

by The Zebodky September 30, 2025

Mustard Man

A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.

Check out that cheeseboi he a real Mustard Man!

by Sally H. December 27, 2022

mommy mustard

When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard”

Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby

“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly

by Jommbo February 28, 2025