Monald

1) An attractive person with a slightly retarded gait and/or persona.

2) A moment of stupidity.

Person 1: Whoa check out that girl! She is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, but she is a bit of a monald. She walks all weird

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Person 1: Wow I can't believe you just said that! You're such a monald.

by MonaldCreator December 15, 2012

spide-mobile

The oh-so-cool snazed up cheap car driven by 'norn iron's' rodent problem.
They tend to be driven with bass speakers installed and at full volume playing the latest song (I say this in want of a more suitable word), oh, and shouting at people on the street, whom they wouldn't normaly say anything to unless they had 5:1 odds.

A favorite cry to be uttered from the spide-mobile is the infamous ~ "fookin' hippie!"

by cray October 31, 2005

Mexi Mobile

A small, piece of shit, car that mexicans cram 10 people into when really there is only supposed to be 4 people in there. Mexicans often do this so that way not all of them have to pay for a car.

Man look at that car with all those mexicans in it, that shit is Mexi Mobile right there!

by A.D.12 December 3, 2010

Monal

A misspelling of Mona Lisa.

"Yo did you see Meghan just set her name to Monal instead of Mona Lisa!"

by Creatifyu November 20, 2020

Mobility Scooter

An average to below average looking girl you bring back to shag, but wouldn't want to be seen in public with. First used by Vicky in Geordie Shore: Magaluf Madness.

Jay brought back this mobility scooter. And by mobility scooter I mean good for a ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen in public with one.

by AFLGN August 30, 2011

Manila Paper

A cheap piece of paper made out of cheap raw materials. The term Manila came from the name of the capital of the Philippines, Manila, where all cheap Filipino politicians and government officials assume their duties by stealing the poor Filipino people's money through raising their taxes.

This Manila Paper costs only 5 pesos. I bet the government gets 4 pesos as tax.

by Magdalo March 8, 2010

mobile veil jail

When one is forced to wear a burka veil, niqab part of the veil, chadri, purdah (face curtain) or other face covering by (1) social convention, (2) one's husband, (3) one's religion, one can be said to be in a mobile veil jail. Often those that wear the veil jail do so because of fear of reprisal or social ostracization or punishment. Since the person wearing the jail veil is generally allowed to move about in society only while wearing the veil it is thus a mobile veil jail. In some Islamic cultures the woman's face is considered "the most tempting part of her body, because what people look at most is the face" and is "awrah, aka intimate parts, which must be covered" as ordered by fatwa. The pre-medieval Bronze Dark Ages belief that the woman's face is an intimate part of her body and can only be seen by her husband or family or woman friends, out of fear that any man that sees her will want to be tempted to rape her thus they jail her for her own protection in a twisted perversion of protecting her by encasing her in cloth coverings. Some women claim to voluntarily wear their mobile veil jails out of respecting their culture or religion or faith, however that just indicates that they are captives and as such are not free. In many western and even Islamic countries the mobile veil jail is not permitted in public in part to prevent the literal covering up of physical abuse by family members. Some ultra-orthodox Jewish women wear the burqa as a symbol of protecting chastity.

Oh look the women there are all sewn up in mobile veil jails which they likely don't have any choice about it for fear if they don't wear them they'll get beaten by their husbands or stoned to death; they think that they'll be pounced upon and raped by the first male to see them; wearing a mobile veil jail is like they are still living in the pre-medieval Bronze Dark Ages.

by pwvl October 9, 2010