Yo mom

It's a word we use for jokes

person 1: what are you watching?
person 2: Yo mom!

by e gay sports November 26, 2019

Mom's Panties

The softest material you will ever feel on your cock. It will make you cum faster than you ever have before.

"I jerked off with my mom's panties earlier and I only lasted two minutes. I came straight into the crotch of them, and she found them. Now, she lets me use her panties whenever."

by Animelover6666 May 26, 2018

Shit mom

A piece of shit that let's a baby fall into a drawer

You are a shit mom

by Dhsoaibduskwbjs February 1, 2018

Xany Mom

A "stay at home mom" or "trophy wife" who frequently consumes Xanax, often in conjunction with white wine or other alcoholic beverages, to cope with real or imagined hardships. Often found at fitness centers and health food stores, on weekdays in affluent areas.

Origin : Glastonbury CT

Embarrassed her Mercedes-Benz would be two years old today, the Xany Mom crushed a second bar before meeting her friends for yoga.

by FR33 $W4G L3SS0N$ February 1, 2017

Johnny’s mom

A absolute milf.
She is so hot and has massive tits everyone wants to fuck her.

Damn I wanna fuck Johnny’s mom

by RealDefinition12828 October 14, 2021

Noahs mom

The Ultimate Milf or The Milf of all Milfs

Noahs mom is the milf of all milfs

by grapekoolaid June 22, 2021

cave mom

A mom who defends her family with all her heart and feeds them only meat and veggies. She questions everything "normal" and embraces her family getting sick because that only makes them stronger.

Oh my god, that cave mom doesn't use hand sanitizer every 5 minutes.

by paleo dude May 4, 2012