Modern warfare

A gay game made for faggots

You: Wanna play some modern warfare?
Person: No you faggot

by Ohio Booty hole Tickler HEHEHE January 24, 2023

Modern Lynching

To modernly lynch someone is to annoy them for an alleged offence without a legal trial.
to lynch someone is to kill then for an alleged offence without a legal trial.

"ow he lynched me"
'oh you must mean modern lynching, because clearly your still here"

by Gay bowsers bro June 29, 2020

school of modern skills

Best school if you dont go to this school man you suck at life

wow i go to school of modern skills i am cool

by Ughh daddy September 6, 2021

Modern Dancing

Choking oneself

Person 1: omg why is Katie choking herself
Person 2: oh she’s just modern dancing

by sadbmadb02 September 19, 2018

modernization

a word academics use to confuse people and distinguish their knowledge

Academic: "The modernization of society"
Person: "Oh yeah like the rise of tech and stuff"
Academic: "No you imbecile, modernization of society"

by kjhbkhbkjbnkjbkbkb September 20, 2022

Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021