Mister Spider

A male pornstar that dresses up as a spider, not for the faint hearted.

"Hey, did you see that new Mister Spider video"
"I did, I'm scarred for life"

by FriendlyWorder April 4, 2018

mister o n deich

The name of a person or animal that is said when you greet them and shake their hands or paws.

hello mister o n deich.

by psychic crystal July 6, 2018

Mister I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims to buy clothes every day but andreea knows he ain’t rich and he’s lying

Mister I buy clothes every day texted me today! Fuck off u dump

by hotpotato July 13, 2018

Misterbranch

A headache brought on by eating something extremely cold quickly., like ice cream.

Man that Slurpew gave me a misterbranch.

by Cranberry Merchant July 25, 2018

Misterress

The male equivalent of "mistress"

"I heard that Kaitlyn's new assistant has become her misterress"

by Anon 4759028 August 23, 2018

mister mocha

1) A classic nickname for a light skin with a mocha-like skin color

Bobby goes by Mister Mocha online, and if you saw him you'd know why. He looks like he bathed in a Starbucks drink.

by TheMisterMocha November 24, 2018

MisterMocha

Super sweet guy, he’s super funny and wholesome but he has his brutal moments. Has many amazing traits & is super handsome. He deserves the best because he is the best.

“Have you met MisterMocha?”
“Yeah, I met him once. He’s super sweet!”
“Must be nice.”

by fuckingrard03 November 26, 2018