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minnesota muff dive

Going down on a woman and she cums out a thousand lakes.
I gave Jessica a Minnesota Muff Dive and my bed was soaked.
by stanlenr January 15, 2021
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mineier

it's a word that describes being more mine
girl:y ou're mine
guy: you're mine
girl: you're mineier
by some chicka names chicka April 22, 2021
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Minnesota

the longest goodbyes in the world
Minnesota: "well we should get going" /5 minutes later/ *leaves*
by StupidSaltySandwich May 11, 2021
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Minnesota Chain Fall

A sex act whereas a male with two dildos is in 69 position with a female and alternating the penetration of the dildos between the vagina and the anus as if pulling the operating chain on a chain fall
My wife handed my dad two giant rubber cocks and said, "give me the ole Minnesota chain fall, daddy!"
by DaddyC218 May 20, 2021
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Minnesota vikings

Minnesota vikings

A team in the National Football League (NFL) whose idea of a successful season is not choking during the last 5 weeks and missing the playoffs. Unlike other teams, they know they will never win a Super Bowl and once they make the playoffs, that's pretty much it. Most of their fans are greek and as we know greek men invented man on man anal sex. They call kirk cousins primetime for absoultely no reason at all, he is in fact not primetime at all. Also minnesota has the worst food in america. They say duck duck grey duck instead of duck duck goose. (Idiots) basically only thing that came out of minmesota that was even remotely cool was prince and he was suspect.
The minnesota vikings will win the superbowl in neveruary
by Cashcow820 November 22, 2021
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Minnesota mud flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.
Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Minnesota mud flap
by Thor2021 January 21, 2022
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Minnesota mudcake

when the male sex partner takes a shit, fteezes it into the form of a hockey puck and and and performs a slap shot off the floor into his sex partner's titties.
Hey Jed, I saw my cousin Mary Sur at Timmy Horton's today and she said her chest was hurtin' sometin' awrful, any idea about that?

Oh yeah, Bud, me and Mary Sue were doing the do and I gave her a Minnesota mudcake, I was against it at first but you know Mary Sue, she loves her hockey.
by TiddaySmuggler March 19, 2022
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