Asian Midnight

When an old Asian man sticks his finger in your rectum

Mr. Chang gave me an Asian Midnight yesterday.

by Cole69 January 18, 2009

midnight sun

A book that is currently being written by stephanie Meyer. I guess you could call it book number 1 1/2 in her series. It is her first book, Twilight, from one of the main charector's Edward Cullen (a vampire) point of view. All of us Twilight Junkies can't wait for it to come out so please.... Stephanie if you're reading this, forget The Host (another book she wrote) and finish up Midnight Sun!

Crystal- When is Midnight Sun coming out?
Becca- I don't know, I'm not done with Twilight Yet.
Brittany and Crystal- What?!
~*~*~*~*~ 2 days later......~*~*~*~*~*~
Becca- I can't believe you two tied me to a chair and read all four books to me!
Brittany- That's what friends are for.

by Chrystmas Card July 3, 2008

midnight sailor

A notorius bedwetter, someone who can't hold their mud. Diaper wearing adult

"Can you believe Crane drank 12 beers and turned into a midnight sailor"

by Kaptain Poon Punisher January 5, 2008

Midnight crisis

When a person falls into a state of panic or crisis during the night. Usually triggered by one useless thought, the midnight crisis is common when the person is failing in trying to sleep.

Example of a midnight crisis
"Are you ok?"
"What am I doing with my life? Why am I here?"
"All I said was what did you do today"

by Bluoojge girl daaaaadaaaaaaa October 9, 2016

Midnight blues

The beautiful time when the boyfriend can listen to his girlfriend and slowly dose off to sleep with the sounds of her beautiful voice!

Blue S...is a pro at giving him the midnight blues!

by crude_lens February 26, 2018

Midnight Snack

A sex act in which a man awakens a woman at midnight, only to surprise her by ejaculating all over her face.

My girl looked like she could use some extra protein so I blasted that bitch with that Midnight Snack.

by jMeech May 13, 2018

Midlife Crisis

A group of middle-aged (or over) men dressed in biker gear with beards.

Usually found near motor bikes and are the biggest softies you will ever meet.

"Wow john look at that Midlife Crisis over there"-Pat
"Ye Pat, must be about 5 of them"- John

by JammyDodger234 July 2, 2018