Michigan Mudfuck

A sexual act involving a group of people, a large pole, a puddle of mud, a pile of horse shit, and the willingness to use your fists.

Michigan redneck #1: Whatcha guys do after the barn dance last night?
Michigan redneck #2: We took 4 whores out back to where the farmer keeps his fertilizer and had a giant Michigan Mudfuck.

by Reagan&Bush'84 November 5, 2017

michtoneuse

A french slang expression To qualifie a goldigger.

"Karima: Téma le renoi à la table VIP c'est un footbaleur. je vais faire ma michtoneuse
Sabrina: " mais grave va y y'a moyen de gratter des sous là!!"

by maayaane November 9, 2017

Michigan Pothole

When your customer and/or employer (both typically in Michigan) collect lots of information about you and outsource scamming you to Indian call centers, local police, and the judiciary system. Typically executed over the holidays, the after math tends to drag on till the next half of the year.

Dude 1 (typically a recipient of the scam steals): Bro, how was your Christmas vacation this year? I went to Hawaii, Mexico , Arizona and Maui! I celebrated christmas with my family - I had great dinners - I had bacon and steak and cake! it was awesome!

Dude 2: It sucked man, I got stuck in a Michigan Pothole... I even peed myself in my pants on the street before I could get out...
Dude 1: ohhhh duuuuuude.... shiiiiiiit..... reallyyyyyyy??? ooooh thats toooo baaaad.... you should've gone to Hawaii, Mexico, Arizona and Maui !

by ud_i2 June 2, 2018

Michigan Snow Cone

When there's enough snow on your back porch (read: October to May), get a bowl, fill it with snow, and pour Maple syrup on it. You'll need 3-4 layers to make it snow cone consistency.

Yo, snow day!!! Ready for some delicious Michigan Snow Cones?

by TCBornandDead February 4, 2019

Michigan Mud Hole

When you are doing anal and your partner shits.

¨Man, I was enjoying anal until she gave me the Michigan Mud Hole!

by darkingEnder May 20, 2019

Michigan

The most bipolar state in the us

Michigan has bipolar weather

by weather.com April 10, 2019

Michigan snow drift

The act of cumming in the anus of your other half, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her vagina, then continuing intercourse until the nut is a fine cream, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her mouth.

"Sorry I couldn't make it to work today, the wife wanted me to give her a Michigan snow drift."
"What the hell is that?"
"Don't worry about it."

by MichiganSnowDrift April 16, 2019