After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.
Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.
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When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.
Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
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He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.
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Definition #2: An instrument.
Definition #2: An instrument.
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