Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018

Mustard

Meaning “must you”. Stop what you are doing or saying. Aka condiment command.

Incessantly talking about politics, mustard.

by BarbieP June 30, 2019

Mustard crackers

Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle

Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed

by Railsurf November 11, 2019

Mustard

A combination of the words "Muslim" and "retard".

There are currently 411 million mustards living in the Middle East.

by The Great Replacement November 20, 2019

Keen as mustard

To be very keen on something; to be particularly interested in, or looking forward to something

I hear the meat pie eating competition is on this weekend, and Trac is going to take part. Mate I am keen as mustard to go watch!

by eshayladd01 November 25, 2019

Busted mustard

Yellowish-brown exploding diarrhea cusued by a night of beer drinking and eating spicy food.

"That brew and those jalapeno pepper nachos painted my toilet with Busted Mustard!"

by The Royce Ronson December 28, 2019

Mustard Foot

To have smelly feet or some funky shit growing on your foot.

Damn, did you smell her feet in the car? Yea, that's some straight-up Mustard Foot dawg.

by Nagnal August 15, 2019