A mid-western state in the United States of America. Often mis-pronounced, Missouri (Mizzuri)/(Mizzura)
by Gladstoner420 June 19, 2011
Get the Missouri mug.You are the second worst state in America, the worst being Illinois. (Illinois is the HIV on the Midwest. Missouri is the gonorrhea on the same region. Contrary to the movie "Annapolis," Arkansas and Mississippi are NOT the second worst, and worst, respectively, states in the US.) Missouri is the present-day home of that conservanazi bitch/twat/cunt/whore Phyllis Schlafly who fought against the Equal Rights Amendment, although from 03/22/1972 to 06/30/1982, when the ERA was alive, she was an Illinois resident.
Missouri did not ratify the ERA, along with fourteen other states, but that has not stopped these unhygienic Missourian scumbags from openly teaching in their subprime public educational system that the 14th Amendment covers biological sex, which it DOES NOT cover. You cannot have it both ways, hoMOs.
Missouri is home to an arch, called the Diaphragm, I mean, Properly Fitted Condom, I mean, Gateway Arch. I guess it represents Missouri as a gateway to an STD-ravaged Missourian bitch who uses a diaphragm to protect her reproductive tract despite being a typical dirty Missourian, or as a gateway to an STD-ravaged Missouri hoMO's rectum which you would want to use a condom to penetrate, if at all.
Missouri did not ratify the ERA, along with fourteen other states, but that has not stopped these unhygienic Missourian scumbags from openly teaching in their subprime public educational system that the 14th Amendment covers biological sex, which it DOES NOT cover. You cannot have it both ways, hoMOs.
Missouri is home to an arch, called the Diaphragm, I mean, Properly Fitted Condom, I mean, Gateway Arch. I guess it represents Missouri as a gateway to an STD-ravaged Missourian bitch who uses a diaphragm to protect her reproductive tract despite being a typical dirty Missourian, or as a gateway to an STD-ravaged Missouri hoMO's rectum which you would want to use a condom to penetrate, if at all.
I think we should now reject out-of-state applications to higher education from graduates of Missouri high schools. They cannot teach civics for shit, so what else are these hoMOs screwing up?
by All missouri males are hoMOs August 10, 2010
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to take an extremely large and painful shit, usually filling the toilet, and any other containers near it (trash, sink, and possibly bathtub, depending on the intensity of the missoula.)
Home of the Griz.
Home of the Griz.
by Dvorak Shfilkins May 25, 2011
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Get the muso mug.Quite the contrary.. I devised the phrase you bastard...a friend of mine and I were walking home from school when a beagle decided to follow us home. We went into a grocery store and came out minutes later to find the dog still waiting. Despite multiple attempts at trying to urinate the dog failed. My friend had been obsessing over the word/name "Mussolini" and I called the dog a "Dickface" for not being able to pee. The dog was then dubbed "Mussolini Dickface"
by Kanibus March 2, 2004
Get the Mussolini Dickface mug.A girl takes a weiner inbetween her buttcrack and resembles a hot dog going into a bun, and she likes it. Another variation is the Chili Dog.
by Joey Fatone May 11, 2004
Get the missouri hot dog mug.what us californian's (and....pretty much the rest of the US) call the state of missouri. "missoula" is the same thing as "missoura."
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