Marcus Lorenzo

A cheating, lowlife scum who smokes w*** out of a Chewits wrapper. Absolute cunt who fucks girls about!

Person 1: was talking to a Marcus Lorenzo on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: Oh No! Did you get out safely?

by £ltonB0y April 6, 2020

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Marcus

legally black

C:"Marcus, why are you legally black?"
M:"Because of my mom"

by whattherockiscooking March 4, 2020

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Marcus Ball

When you shoot like shit, but still make the ball

I called the corner, but marcus balled it in the side

by Scratch King March 8, 2020

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This person is a really good friend. He'll always be there for you when you do and don't need him. If you have a friend named Marcus, you should keep him. He can be crazy, but will always give you a good laugh. On the other hand, he is a crackhead sometimes, and probably cannot beat you at game pigeon.

"Who's your friend?"

"His name is Marcus."

"Uh oh..."

by genx_dictionary April 28, 2020

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