Knee lunch

This is when you get on your knees and eat somebody’s crotch out.

What’re you having? Knee lunch hopefully

by _Schrödinger_ July 30, 2021

Skunky Lunch

1.) Lunch with a very strong pungent and rank aroma.

2.) Sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a very pungent and rank smelling vagina.

Get outta here with your smelly ass skunky lunch.

Man, I was ready to go down on that chick till I found some skunky lunch in her box.

Jaron stunk up the lunch room with his skunky lunch.

by theraque October 8, 2011

Dry Lunch

An incredibly irritating person, who has a face that just winds you up for no reason. You feel the need to slap them upside the head but your not quite sure why.

“See you Culbert, your a fucking dry lunch”

“Oi Tel, have a ganders at this soppy dry lunch. He looks like Juicy Lucy’s other half from John Does gaff.”

by PumPumMasher August 29, 2019

Lunch Gentleman

A Lunch Gentleman is a male lunch lady. Since males aren't ladies of course, they are considered Lunch Gentlemen. They do most of the same things lunch ladies do, and normally get jobs in schools that provide lunch.

"Hey, you know that lunch lady over there? He serves horrible food."
"AHEM, IT'S LUNCH GENTLEMAN TO YOU MISTER."

by OiSlumai October 21, 2020

premature lunching

When your so fucking hungry that you can’t control yourself and you devour your lunch on break time. This is followed by severe disappointment at lunchtime and can lead to lunchtime depression.

Man this premature lunching is really bringing me down at lunchtime.

by Timbobbobtim June 11, 2018

lunch in the South

Code for eating ass.

"Yo, if I was dating Nicki Minaj, I'd always eat lunch in the South."
"Me, too, bro, me too.

by RebelDroomzyD January 31, 2015

Lunch Lad

A male who works in a school cafeteria.

“The lunch lad didn’t give me enough nuggets”
“That sucks bruh”

by 3746buttfucker April 22, 2022