The lunch monster is the thing that lingers around hell hole office spaces. It’s the thing you blame when people go out to lunch and never return to work ever again.
Guy 1: Dude where is Jim?
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.
by Phaedrus3rd August 26, 2019
Get the Lunch monstermug. An incredibly irritating person, who has a face that just winds you up for no reason. You feel the need to slap them upside the head but your not quite sure why.
“See you Culbert, your a fucking dry lunch”
“Oi Tel, have a ganders at this soppy dry lunch. He looks like Juicy Lucy’s other half from John Does gaff.”
“Oi Tel, have a ganders at this soppy dry lunch. He looks like Juicy Lucy’s other half from John Does gaff.”
by PumPumMasher August 29, 2019
Get the Dry Lunchmug. 1.) Lunch with a very strong pungent and rank aroma.
2.) Sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a very pungent and rank smelling vagina.
2.) Sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a very pungent and rank smelling vagina.
Get outta here with your smelly ass skunky lunch.
Man, I was ready to go down on that chick till I found some skunky lunch in her box.
Jaron stunk up the lunch room with his skunky lunch.
Man, I was ready to go down on that chick till I found some skunky lunch in her box.
Jaron stunk up the lunch room with his skunky lunch.
by theraque October 8, 2011
Get the Skunky Lunchmug. Similar to the Walk of Shame, the Lunch of Shame is where college girls sit in a dining hall at their college, hungover, usually with no makeup and clothes they dont care about how they look in, trying to figure out what it is they did the night before. A very common sight in pretty much any universities dining hall on a Saturday or Sunday
Cody: Dude, so many girls are rocking ponytails, no makeup, and sweatpants. Why do they all of a sudden not give a shit what they look like?
Dylan: Dude, its the Lunch of Shame, they're all really hungover
Dylan: Dude, its the Lunch of Shame, they're all really hungover
by RayLay23 February 23, 2012
Get the Lunch of Shamemug. When a co-worker or friend is being difficult about going to lunch. Specifically, they arrive late to the destination and have complaints regarding the selection of food.
by lkjhgfdsapoiuyt November 4, 2009
Get the lunch divamug. A condition that occurs when you've over eaten and become lazy or sleepy.
Similar reference: food coma
Similar reference: food coma
by Oilfieldlex July 15, 2018
Get the Lunch Assmug. It is food picked up from a sewer and a lady craps in it they serve cold ass steak fingers and cheeseburger with hair on it
It taste like shit and a keemstar is just looking at you eating the food and you get processed milk.
It taste like shit and a keemstar is just looking at you eating the food and you get processed milk.
by Lolmate48 June 6, 2020
Get the School Lunchmug.