Louisiana soup bowl

Where you eat a bowl of male semen and skin tags

I love when my boyfriend nuts in a bowl and peels of his skins tags so I can have a good Louisiana soup bowl

by Meat D1c8 April 9, 2025

Louisiana hog-choke

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.

Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.

by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024

Louisiana Abortion

Someone on social welfare smashed on ice smoking a bong on a toilet while pregnant

Billie Jo Wilkinson had a Louisiana abortion on struggle street

by Louisiana scott July 14, 2023

Louisiana Mud Pearl

When a woman gets creampied by her man and the cum runs out of her vagina onto her butthole, the man then eats her ass or the cum (the pearl) mixed with shit to create the Louisiana Mud Pearl

After dinner and drinks, Rob ate a Louisiana Mud Pearl for dessert.

by ColinHammer December 4, 2024

Louisiana Drive-By

When dealing with a water moccasin infestation, one can engage the snakes with a firearm from the back of an ATV at full speed. The speed and firepower of the assault will leave any surviving snakes shell-shocked and unable to mount an effective response.

Me and my cousins found a bunch of water moccasins by the river, and we damn sure couldn't leave 'em there, so we did the ol' Louisiana drive by from the back of a Polaris with 44s and the rest of them took off.

Louisiana Drive-Bys are defined as the most glorious American behavior possible, incorporating multiple skills. Possibly performed while drinking.

by Snake Controller May 24, 2021

Louisiana logyard

The act of storing your shit in a confined area, stacking them in logyard fashion. After the pile is sufficiently stacked, two have sex on said logyard.

"Dude, I've been waiting for weeks to do a Louisiana logyard with Ellie and it's almost ready"

by Frankudemanku August 23, 2016

Louisiana crack pipe

when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.

i need to hit that Louisiana crack pipe!

by mr chichi May 5, 2010