He was the sixteenth president of the United States who was the first one to coin the sex move an "Abe Lincoln" where one proceeds to jizz in another's face and throw pubes on the jizz creating a silly beard. He also invented Lincoln Logs and in his spare time hunted vampires attempting to free the slaves from the dark overlords of the South who were running the cotton industry. Vampires secretly created a contraption called the "tampon" where a woman stores it in her vagina during her time of the month leaving a discarded tasty snack to be consumed.
"I Abe Lincolned my friend when he was sleeping last night and he thought he finally hit puberty!"
"Well you certainly paid fine tribute to the man who saved the world from the dark plague of vampires. Abraham Lincoln you sun of a gun."
"Well you certainly paid fine tribute to the man who saved the world from the dark plague of vampires. Abraham Lincoln you sun of a gun."
by mikethegreat26 March 17, 2014
Get the Abraham Lincolnmug. by ticklethis275 July 7, 2011
Get the Abe Lincoln Stylemug. A guy that someone is in love with, maybe someone you use to text a lot but then you messed up and asked them a stupid question, they still love you!
by lily grace h March 26, 2021
Get the lincoln rileymug. "Lincoln Park" refers to the centrally located public high school in Chicago. The "Royalty" (as they are known) attend the school as members of the class of 2006. Lincoln Park Royalty (or LPR) consits of four highly devious teenage girls. Apart from being highly good looking and highly intelligent (if they do say so themselves), LPR is an undercover organization responsible for the majority of the nonviolent havoc-wreaking and trouble-making bestowed upon their poorly administrated school.
"-Oh gee golly Peggy Sue, did you see the flier that claims that the AP US History exam was cancelled?
-Oh, Lucy May, Bobby told me that Lincoln Park Royalty was behind it! What a witty idea!"
-Oh, Lucy May, Bobby told me that Lincoln Park Royalty was behind it! What a witty idea!"
by lpr January 13, 2005
Get the Lincoln Park Royaltymug. Mark: You better hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband because the The Rapiest in Lincoln Park is rapeing everybody out there.
Timmy: No its alright, Everyone will be fine because The Rapiest in Lincoln Park is really dumd, foreal.
Timmy: No its alright, Everyone will be fine because The Rapiest in Lincoln Park is really dumd, foreal.
by EpicLady February 22, 2011
Get the The Rapiest in Lincoln Parkmug. A plate with a pile of shit on it. The name is derived from the low quality strip of restaurants on Lincoln Ave. in Oklahoma City.
I stopped by Grandy's today to get the pot roast platter. It wasn't until I was already home that I realized they'd slipped me a Lincoln Avenue Special.
by Shakebaker April 29, 2010
Get the Lincoln Avenue Specialmug. A High School in San Francisco that has a lot of Asian people. A great school with a asian immigrant smelly cafeteria. This School is better than Lowell High school because we all arent nerd and dorks. The Mustang is the school Mascot. Built After our great president Abraham Lincoln.
by Daniel Ocean February 10, 2005
Get the lincoln high schoolmug.