legolasa

A Sweet Kitty - small kitten... yet fat... possibly with a pink bow...

Think of puss-in-boots but as a kitten...

by Jaszon March 16, 2005

Lego

Ultimate master of random spam on CEF. Your daily source of lulz. Epic person.

"Hey dude did you see Lego? He's awesome! Too bad he sucks at siggys!"
Keritio says,"Lego My Ego!"
"Hey dude you're a lego!"

by (CEF)Lego January 9, 2008

legos

a term used as a codename for bud, often used with modifiers to correspond with the type of weed it is describing.

Yo Alex you got any legos? i wanna get highh son

by joshinator February 3, 2008

LegBum

When a persons
(normally female)

Bum merges into their leg and upper thigh area,
and looses all ass definition
thus creating the impression of a legbum.
most common in old people or the generally unfit,
and also brought on by the wearing of high waisted or loose clothing, where the saggy bum is allowed to merge with the thighs.
this is most unnatractive.

Cor look at her leg bum, that's disgusting.
she has a right legbum
that is one leggybum

by MarvelT November 21, 2010

Legoman

Synonym to Bugman. For use in situations where you want to call someone a bugman but do not want to be labeled as an kissless virgin.

"Hey guys who wants to play some overwatch with me"
"you are a fucking legoman"

by Azulll November 1, 2019

Lego Head

The act of strategically placing Lego pieces on the floor in hopes of your partner accidentally stepping on one, and when they cry out in pain, slipping your penis in for a surprise blowjob.

Bro 1: Last night I got some amazing Lego head!

Bro 2: What do you mean?

Bro 1: After a nice romantic dinner, my girl was coming upstairs to get freaky, so I left some extra pieces from the Lego Nostromo ship I built on the floor, and when she stepped on one I jumped off the bed and shoved my dick down her throat like a Facehugger in Alien.

by JarrodTheLubeBoy April 18, 2022

gecko lego

When a person has passed out at the end of a party or drinking session and is sleeping in a random position on a piece of furniture. The drunken state makes them impossible to remove from the position they are in.

Where has Ross gone?

He's there, passed out on the sofa doing a gecko lego impression!

by Davie F March 10, 2008