landon

A big fat simp

Who's that guy always shirt chasing?
Oh that's just landon

by Sasha Nitz April 25, 2020

Landon

Deez nuts “Trip and land-on deez nuts”

“Hey you know Landon?”
“No, who is that?”
“TRIP AND LAND-ON DEEZ NUTS”

by September 21, 2021

Landon

Landon is a psycho path. He is very good at drawing. He has a best friend named eli. Eli has some anger issues. He dose not like his aunt and wants to throw her in a dich.He also might own a chamber where people he kills go.

Eli fuck u Landon fo fuck ur self

by Ihatelandon March 05, 2020

Landon

A fat scum sucking piece of shit who really needs to hit the gym. He always smells like cheese and pickles.. and the rat bastard owes me a juul pod. I hope he gets hit by a van full of Mexicans and they get out and turn him into a burrito.

Fuck that Landon, it’s garbage at cod.

by Anolastronaut February 01, 2020

Landon

The most amazing and loving person in the world he will make you fall in love he is very cute.

Damn that Landon kid is so cute

by Madmad123 December 11, 2021

Landon

Landon be always on his lemon, and all he cares about is lemon.

Hot women: yo is that landon?
Landon: no lemon? No me stay

by _its_lemon_ March 03, 2022

Landon

Landon is a total fuck-boy. He tends to be friends with everyone, but still has a sense of humor. He also enjoys staring at and kissing his boob light.

"Oh, look it's Landon!"

"Why is he kissing a boob light?"

by maddalynn_ March 08, 2021