Landon

A guy named Landon is a guy who is tall, hot, can get any girl but has a MASSIVE Cock. Which is usually 12-13 inches. They are ABSOLUTE Giga Chads.

Oh my is that Landon

by Giga chads January 19, 2022

Landon K

A dude that streak the bed and kisses dude in hotel room named Porter and Colby

I want to be a landon k

by Landon kisser June 11, 2022

Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can

Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024

landon latourrete

A dumbass nigga who got busted in the fuckin lip by a dumb blonde with brown hair

My boy out here lookin like a Landon Latourrete

by Yaboi32 February 9, 2017

landon

the new form of the word incel. this does not reference anyone and anybody with the name landon is pure coincidence.

guy: "Haha women aren't funny because women"
other guy: "Don't be such a landon dude"

by Profound.artist October 14, 2019

Landon

Landon is a very nice friend to have, if you bully a Landon you missed out on the best friendship ever. So make sure to stay friends with a Landon because he will be the best friend you ever had. and if you come across a Landon he would usually be on the short side. but he would be the best person you will ever meet, also very artistic and he would love to draw all sorts of animated characters. so i would recomend you stay friends with a Landon because he will always have your back like a ture friend he is.

Landon loves to draw animated characters in he free time.

by Trizzy21 June 6, 2022

Landon

Down right, handsome

Landon is pretty

by Nowndmd October 17, 2019