the lava lamp

when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.

Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...

by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022

Dick Lamp

When a penis so hard it starts to glow and shines like a beacon to guide a sexual partner to the cock.

Amy gave me such a Dick Lamp that she Han no problem finding my cock in the dark room.

by TOTEMIR September 9, 2022

lamps

they light stuff up and yeah

person 1: "yo what does these lamps do"

person 2:"it lights stuff up and yeah"

by 01101000 01100101 01101100 011 October 27, 2022

lava lamp

just another type of fleshlight

Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jimbo jimboson September 23, 2023

Lamping

To hang out and relax, inside or on the street, by yourself or with others.

The crew is lamping in Queensbridge every day.

by qbc94 June 4, 2022

lamp nachos

When you have chips in your room and want nachos, but all you have for cheese is kraft singles so you put one on your lamp bulb then when it melts you scrape it off with a chip.

Damn wtf you eatin man?
Lamp nachos dog try it.

by TyraSkanks March 30, 2019

Lamp

A penis or a dick or a cock...

Girl 1: So I hear you fucked that hot guy last night. How was it?
Girl 2: OMG! It was amazing. I rubbed his lamp!
Girl 1: What was it like!?
Girl 2: It’s soooo BIG!!!

by Sassy Gains June 21, 2019