that's how the keyboard works

when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.

joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works

joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu

by the blaster. August 16, 2023

Keyboard Operator

Someone who's Job involves solely pushing buttons on a Keyboard.

'Hanif has been promoted to a grade two Keyboard Operator'

by Andos29 October 22, 2013

Keyboard Smash

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When you smash your keyboard so hard when this happens. (The 'sentence' above.)

Can be used for:

1) Literally no reason

2) Losing a game (Raging)

Person 1: man we are bout to lose!
*they lose*
Person 2: y78e3y7j8qy7j89cresjiyuosdfrecoisyujtcijurjidyuhyhuiYUIOHUIRFEYUJISTDYUJI5STYJFUIESYUJIDR407J893CTYJ8RES78ORJ974Y5WJ9YD7TWER89TDY7J53W9Y7J8XRYJ8E7SJ87F4RY7J83FR8H7J43H7J82YFT7J8Y423
Person 1: wth are you ok? did u just keyboard smash or what

by raminkTheInternetIdiot May 10, 2023

Keyboard combination

The phenomenon by which a bored human searches urban dictionary for various permutations of the alphabet, with no particular goal other than to waste time, and perhaps to find a unique one.
Some examples of these:
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
qazedcwsxtgbrfvujmyhnolikp
qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp
mrjocktvquizphdbagsfewlynx

You: "I'm so bored! Time to look up some keyboard combinations."

by Kargaroc586 July 26, 2024

Keyboard Conservative

A person of the political right wing that shows so by sharing rhetoric and political opinions online (often on Facebook) rather than actually participating in the political system. These types of people can be differentiated from regular Conservatives by assessing their knowledge on actual conservative policy and asking weather or not they voted in the most recent election.

Tim: You guys see that post Brandon shared about how Obama eats Grey Poupon?

Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.

by Iloveowlbears July 24, 2017

split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature

Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 20, 2023

dodgy keyboard

When you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a button on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).

Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.

by TheWaterMoose January 16, 2017