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Fancy Ketchup

Term used to describe when you collect period blood with a pipette.
Friend 1: "Yo this burger slaps, what did you put on it?"
Friend 2: "Just my girlfriend's Fancy Ketchup."
by WaffleDude October 18, 2020
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Elevator Ketchup

The term elevator ketchup is used to describe a girl on her period going through ups and downs. Most woman have had elevator ketchup in their lives even if they have not realized it.
"She had a whacky elevator ketchup on her period last week dude."
by it be me, trent October 20, 2020
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Fly ketchup

when your ketchup makes a fart sound and a fly comes over to it because it thinks it will stink because fart.
Bob: *squeezes ketchup bottle*

Ketchup B: *farts*
Fly: oh boy a fart stinky
Bob: Dammit fly ketchup
by Sir Mr. Incognitus April 17, 2021
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Ass ketchup

The results of crapping a mixture of shit and blood, resulting in a very unpleasant smell.
"Hey bro, don't look in the toilet, the bowls full of ass ketchup!"
by Oceani's Cursed Word Drawer August 4, 2021
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Happy ketchup pot

When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.
Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot”
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”
by Lilli_Bit November 6, 2021
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Dirty Ketchup

Jon did the dirty ketchup like it’s the norm.
by Some guy in the US January 3, 2022
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Ass Ketchup

A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.
Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?

I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.
by BigBojo February 22, 2022
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