Kentucky Blaster

A Kentucky Blaster is a sexual move where a woman has semen shot into her nose, sucked through the roof of her mouth, and then spat into the partner's face.

Tim: "Oh man, what happened with you and Darla last night?"
Rob: "We broke up after she used the kentucky blaster on me."

by DoomDefiner July 17, 2021

Kentucky Citizen

A hetero guy that wants nothing more in life than to get spit roasted by two pygmy men.

That guy Vinny is a Kentucky Citizen

by TwiggyBones July 27, 2021

Kentucky Sidewinder

When you tell her you have a surprise. Run out of the room strip naked. Then you come back in hands held wide open like airplane wings. Jump and crash into the pussy.

Man she wasn't that interested until I gave her a good ole Kentucky Sidewinder she keeps blowing my phone up. I went full Kentucky Sidewinder on her and she did the the exorcist. I crashed my sidewinder into her queef whistle she ain't been the same since.

by B.Nilez July 3, 2021

Kentucky Driftwood

When you take a shit on the bottom of a body of water and try to race your turd(s) to the top.

Marc Murphy somehow pulled off a successful Kentucky Driftwood. Classic.

by lifeafterlove August 20, 2022

Kentucky Shitstorm

When your sibling takes a fat shit in a kfc chicken bucket and throws it at a family member

did you see Ryan pull a Kentucky Shitstorm on Kyle at the family gathering yesterday?

by codypro134 October 14, 2022

Kentucky Shitstorm

When someone's sibling shits into a bucket of chicken and throws it at another family member

Did you see Mike pull a Kentucky Shitstorm at the family gathering last Wednesday?

by codypro134 October 15, 2022

Kentucky Thumb

sexual position in which you stick a thumb in your partner's hole (without discrimitation)

"Yesterday evening I gave her the Kentucky Thumb, but she said it wasn't very plesurable"

by Paul McCabbage January 19, 2022