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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: hey Vito, whatchya up to with that Apple?
Vito: “raises arm qwith the hostility apple tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: ah! my what? 😁take it easy big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you”shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs hysterically, Vito spins around and smashes apple on Bams sideburn juice flows while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: Vito, whatchya up to?

Vito: “raises arm qwith hostility apple in hand”. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: “cowers” my what? WhOa big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you” shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs crazily, Vito Pirouettes and smashes apple on Bams sideburn while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
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let the karma deal with the drama

Romanian saying about dealing with situations that cause drama, but are not in ones complete control to solve.
one says: "I really hate my neighbourhood. I wonder if I will ever find a new place to move away from there."
one answers: "I'm sure it will work out somehow. let the karma deal with the drama!"
by Chirita June 9, 2018
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Karma

(Name definition)

They secretly don't have their shit together, but man, they can act it. They laugh at a ton of things, and are pretty social for someone who kinda hates people. They live their life in short phases, and are both salty and sweet, it depends on how much sleep they got. Their chaos is immaculate and they enjoy saying fancy words at inappropriate times. Heights are their thing, and winter is not. True to their name, they are that person that will read the argument it the group chat with a bag of popcorn next to them, and will not hesitate to hit someone who really deserves it. Drama is their life source as long as it doesn't affect them. As unstable as they may be, Karma is pretty consistent, and should probably be kept at close quarters for both of your own safety.
I think Karma is a pretty wild guy.
by cyberbitez April 2, 2022
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a number on reddit that fatass lifeless neckbeards that are afraid of grass try to get as big as possible. This number literally does nothing.
if you karma farm, please go outside.
by Burning_Dumpster69420 March 14, 2024
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21st century punctuation arising from autocorrect and its inability to punctuate correctly. Traditionally rendered as "," when it appears in electronic messages in a context that makes no sense for its usual definition, it should be read as the punctuation mark that the author originally intended, and probably saw rendered correctly until a millisecond before sending the message. May also appear in instructions such as "Type a list of karma separated tags..."
I thought this sentence was correct when I dictated it karma but when it went out autocorrect had messed it up.
by tg63 April 1, 2021
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