Kremen Jan

Also known as kremen Jan, its a very rate species of stone

Its a fucking stone. Commonly used in a scenario where one sees a stone. Example:

A: Oh look a stone!
B: Oh my fucking god! Its a kremen jan???
A: Holy shit ur right dude
B: Ok
A: Ok
C: Ok

by LmaoMan123HaHa November 21, 2021

Jan Kožuh

A very sexy man with little to no flaws. Hi's only weakness is the size of his dick... It can't even be measured, but that's also a strong point as the women he's dating find him very extreme with an alpha male personality in bed.

I think you are good in bed as your name is Jan Kožuh

by LittleBugInAMug November 10, 2021

Jan 6th

"WhErE pEoPlE dIeD!" ~ Piers Morgan

Hym "NONONO fuck you Piers, you know goddamn well 'people' didn't die on Jan 6th. ONE person died. Ashley Babbot died. She died for banging on a fucking door. Shot by security. And no it wasn't a riot. There was some shoving outside of the gate and once they got in they meandered about listlessly. People DID go to jail for an inordinate amount of time for walking around in a building their tax dollars paid to build."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2023

Bedankt Jan

Wanneer iemand een cliché uitspreekt wat nul informatie of verdieping toevoegd aan een gesprek.

"Ik zie daar in de verte al bomen liggen"
Bomen liggen niet, die staan.

"Bedankt Jan"

by Jayjay076 August 16, 2020

jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

Jan

A sweet girl, takes care of herself a lot ( especially skin ), will be there for you, great dancer. People may say she looks mean but deep in there she has a bubbly side waiting to pop. Be careful with Jan there’s not much people like her.

Jan ka lang jan!

by 1/8 of MGA MENG September 23, 2018

Jan Dayman

A stinky man from the 1920s. Some say he had a loving sexual relationship with his business partner Pips though he lies. He has daddy diddlers that EVERYONE wants to get a suckle on and constantly yells at his chat but secretly loves them, though again he’ll never be caught dead admitting it.

Lizard Man 1: Yo what’s that smell?

Lizard Man 2: Oh that’s just Jan Dayman, don’t worry about him.

by Venus_Fox July 13, 2022