Freeballin Friday

When it’s Friday and you decide to go commando by not wearing any underwear.

“Hey James bruh why is your boner in your pants so bulgy?”

Ryan bro why you lookin at my meat dude!? That’s sus af, anyway it’s Freeballin Friday and I thought I’d just not wear any drawls.”

by Next Genesis February 18, 2022

Friday Physics

Friday Physics is an event that happens every Friday. Everyone in the country contemplates life and questions why you have to take science for GCSE. By the end of the event you have lost your mind but at least you now know how many newton's you way on the moon.

Teacher: It Friday Physics!
Students: Oh Lord....

by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021

f'ing friday

The best day of the working week. The day before the weekend begins.

Thank god it's F'ing Friday!

by ukaaay July 02, 2015

Black Fridaying

To be currently in the presses of shopping for Black Friday deals or planning to shop for Black Friday deals.
Abbreviation for Black Friday shopping.

I’m going Black Fridaying with my family tomorrow.

by Skinny Legend 2.0 November 03, 2018

redneck friday

When you take lunch break and never return to work

Today is redneck Friday, I'm taking lunch and not's comin back.

by red neck friday January 23, 2015

It’s not a Friday morning

“It’s not a Friday morning unless you’ve seen Bowie’s ass” referring to David Bowie’s China Girl video. Means that you can only have a friday morning if you’ve seen Bowie’s ass that day.

Ugh I’m so annoyed that it’s not a Friday morning.

by yoko ono March 28, 2019

Fishy Friday

In British schools fish and chips are normally served for Friday dinner.

"It's Fishy Friday today mate!"

by Mimi1245 April 08, 2019