Nine Inch Pumpkin Orgy

The name of the greatest compilation CD ever, coming soon!

Dude, CRS is making a new CD called NIOP!

by Bitchin Kitchen September 03, 2003

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

by Jerzley July 31, 2006

got a few inches on you and i’m taller

The way to tell a short person you have a bigger trouser snake than them

Let me get that as I have I’ve got a few inches on you and I’m taller

by Ralph 😁😁😁 March 28, 2022

I am the proud owner of 12 inches

Buy the mug

I am the proud owner of 12 inches of pure sausage.

by DangerousNonce6 July 07, 2021

Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?

When the pic is very close to the titties so u want her to send nudes

*sends bra pic*
Guy: “Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?”

by scg902 December 23, 2018

massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos

You tell me...

Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.

by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014

10 inch blue grinned costed pumper

Has anyone

Has anyone seen my dad 10 inch blue grinned costed pumper

by 10 inch blue grinned costed pu May 21, 2018