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sitting on a couch

It happens usually when there's nobody around and you're in a dark room. Most likely, soon after you sit on the couch you will ask "Helloooo?" to make sure truly nobody is in the room. On occasion, someone will crack up laughing at your stupidity and give away their hiding place.
Example 1:

Person 1: "I'm just going to sit on this couch now.....helloooo?"

Person 2: "......HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH"

Example 2:

Person 1(on the phone): Yo man, I'm sitting on a couch right now. ... wait up,...hello???

Person 2: (on the other line): "ok then.."

Person 3(hiding): "AHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT"
by icecoldmasta January 2, 2009
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couch jump

The physical act of jumping between two or more couches. Often accompanied by singing.
Chris was couch jumping today, he has that couch-jump fever.
by Chris Langner March 4, 2009
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couch queen

A couch queen is a person who typically lays rather motionless during sex. See also Starfish. It normally makes for a rather underwhelming sexual experience. But it can be very arousing and stimulating if someone has a particular fetish for this, or for example if they are dominating.
I really was looking forward to having a good time with this person, but they turned out to be such a disappointment, they were a couch queen.
by Xantipe September 1, 2020
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couch shopping

When you are homeless, and you are calling anyone and everyone you know hoping they will let you sleep at there house, on the couch.
Dennis, a homeless-jobless old man is couch shopping - trying to find someone/anyone who will let him crash at their place and sleep on the couch.
by BBDinOC April 6, 2017
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Couch Potato

1: I'm such a lazy person.

2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.
by sydney's best friend April 29, 2020
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Couch ass

When a girl looks like she’s been sitting on the couch for to long and her ass looks bloated
That girl really has a couch ass. That thing looks bloated
by Nordic42 May 25, 2020
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Brain Couch

When someone says the same thing you were thinking.
Ricky: That slime looks like a Ditto
Jesse: Brain couch. Get off of it.
by George the Hamster man September 18, 2014
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