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wtf help im traped

wtf why am in a website help
omfg help this is not a meme

how did i end up here wtf

wtf help im traped
by im traped send help May 26, 2020
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/help

how noobs ask for help
person 1: /help

/?

/h

/..... oh wait this is Skyrim, that doesn't work here
by isdylanok November 10, 2022
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Wait help

When you stand in one place not doing anything for a certain amount of time while you wait for help to come.
Man: How are we supposed to leave this deserted island?
Woman : We will wait help for a few days
Man: got it
by Musicman182 November 15, 2021
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Comp Sci Help

When a girl asks you for computer science work help, this is her hinting she wants yo dick.
Matilda: Hey Bob, Can I get some comp sci help
Bob: yes its 6 inches long, can you take it?
by godpenisgod33 June 7, 2023
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Why not ask for help?

Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.
Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
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help

the act in which you need urgent help as the old man in the closet has taken you into the basement and is ready to get going. This often happens to small children as they are the easiest to abduct. very rarely you might be fed some of the magic white stuff that you know your dad has under your bed. then you will be happy. then the old man will have his fun
Please HELP me he is after me!

Come here boi

AHhhhhhhhhh god no!!!
by The Spectrum Ninja June 9, 2021
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Helpful Nub Job

When you are a certain Spaceman asking for a little 'physical' help from a certain no-armed hare
"I didn't just want a Helpful Nub Job, I also wanted just a bit of love too!" Spaceman Scott to Stumbler from Shipwrecked 64
by ReedicusRex November 16, 2024
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