The Hotel is much like Hotel California, you can check out any time you like, but you may never leave.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the The Hotelmug. A German band with hot German guys - Bill, Tom, Georg, and Gustav (My boyfriend is bill)
They're very talented and have many great songs!
They aren't ugly and if you think that, it's okay to be wrong!
They're very talented and have many great songs!
They aren't ugly and if you think that, it's okay to be wrong!
by Billkaulitzissooooohott March 22, 2024
Get the Tokio Hotelmug. A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.
Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.
Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.
Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”
“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”
Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”
Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”
Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”
Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
by Sparkle Swallows April 17, 2022
Get the Hotel in the Woodsmug. by urban-nerd May 14, 2021
Get the Hotel Heavenmug. by marenisthebomb.com March 16, 2020
Get the hotel bodymug. “As we pulled up at the hotel we saw the window of the Emira open and Mikes-Hotel-Hand slide out telling us where to park.”
by RS Grant February 27, 2024
Get the Mikes-Hotel-Handmug. Our trip to Norway was such a hotel holiday - we spent the whole time staying in igloos and fjord cabins and teepees that gave us unique experiences we couldn’t have gotten if we stayed somewhere else
by Hotelholiday November 22, 2021
Get the hotel holidaymug.