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High Floater

1. Go to a party (preferably one you were not invited to)
2. Drink all the free beer you can.
3. Get some from any girl that is good looking

*. note1. after all the beer you won't know the difference.
4. Near the end of the night go to the bathroom, open up the top of the tiolet where the flushig mechanism is. Take a shit there. If you are lucky it will be a big nasty beer shit. Although any shit will do.
*. note2. It is better when it is your house. Although as note 1 stated...after all the beer you won't know the difference.
5. The result is one of the nastiest smells that you could imagine and depending on the intelligence of the searcher, it may never be located.
6. As long as you keep your mouth shut it is virtually impossable for it to be fraced back to you.
*. note3. If it does... Payback is a bitch and you probably won't be invited ever again. ANYWHERE. worth the risk.
"That party was lame as fuck so I fucked a girl in his moms bed, left a high floater, and took some beer from the fridge on my way out."
by Boomstyx March 4, 2003
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high in love

The feeling of being lifted or under the influence with a significant other or potential partner.
guy: You love her bro?
other guy: i dont just love her, im high in love with her bro.
by sir saint July 6, 2017
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Glenvar High

A school full of yeehaws and crackheads. Mostly sister kissers and mom molesters
Oh? you go to glenvar high? are you also dating your cousin
by mothers penis October 23, 2019
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high deck

Verb and Adj. - To show off / brag about anything as being “the best of the best” and definitely better than what his or her friends might have. Opposite of low deck.
Give me your phone I want to high deck this pizza.

Check her out, those boots are high deck.
by The high deck ™️ May 3, 2018
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simulation high

when someone has reached an extremely level of high that causes them to feel like everything around them is a simulation
Hey man, want something to eat?

-ha ha ha i feel like my head is gonna fall off

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-......
morse code.

ahhh, good old simulation high

- hey man wanna go get some food
by reese davies July 9, 2018
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crazy high

duuude after those two blunts i was crazy high.
by mrdank June 17, 2006
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