The act of cheating in the beginning of a relationship, by any means defined as cheating, with a female, for the sole purpose of the "just in case she cheats on me" clause while hence in a relationship. Opposition definition "Boyfriend Insurance" aka "Slut" clause.
John got with Jane but heard she cheated on five other boyfriends, so John got girlfriend insurance and hooked up with Jane's sister Jill.
by Shentasic July 25, 2011
Get the Girlfriend Insurancemug. Guy 1: Dude, I met this girl last night and I acted like I like Taylor Swift.
Guy 2: It looks like you've got a girlfriend song.
Guy 2: It looks like you've got a girlfriend song.
by B. J. McNeal August 23, 2009
Get the Girlfriend Songmug. by Darknessunbound July 29, 2015
Get the Girlfriend Nurumug. A math girlfriend is someone you have an intimate relationship with during math class only. Basically just using a smart girl to improve your grade. Which makes you a douche.
by MissHalfie March 5, 2011
Get the math girlfriendmug. When a male you are casually conversing with mentions within the first five seconds that he has a girlfriend. Not only were your intentions completely civil, but you realize that he is either extremely turned off by you that he feels the need to compensate his repugnance with his martial status, or that his pre-pubescent feelings have gotten the best of him because “sexkitten10” instant messaged him last night.
I just liked this guy's sweet Nike's so I asked him where he bought them, sadly he dropped the girlfriend bomb on me because he couldn't handle my sex appeal.
by Courtney Milko May 11, 2008
Get the Girlfriend Bombmug. by Dane Tito March 9, 2015
Get the bandaid girlfriendmug. A promiscuous female, usually dirty
(STD’s) with low self esteem. Has never been considered hot or pretty and not necessarily attractive, with more of a butter face and she knows it. She just wont say no to sex, will spread anywhere, anytime, in parked cars, known as the gangbang girl and for letting gay/bi men have sex in her vagina . Has a reputation that everyone except her clueless boyfriend knows because she keeps all of it a secret. Fun to pass around at parties but not the girl you want to date.
(STD’s) with low self esteem. Has never been considered hot or pretty and not necessarily attractive, with more of a butter face and she knows it. She just wont say no to sex, will spread anywhere, anytime, in parked cars, known as the gangbang girl and for letting gay/bi men have sex in her vagina . Has a reputation that everyone except her clueless boyfriend knows because she keeps all of it a secret. Fun to pass around at parties but not the girl you want to date.
She has a boyfriend but she is a slut girlfriend. Any compliment will get you laid. You can fuck her whenever you want . She will fuck all of us when her her boyfriend is out of town.
by anonymous October 23, 2020
Get the Slut girlfriendmug.