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Girlfriend Insurance

The act of cheating in the beginning of a relationship, by any means defined as cheating, with a female, for the sole purpose of the "just in case she cheats on me" clause while hence in a relationship. Opposition definition "Boyfriend Insurance" aka "Slut" clause.
John got with Jane but heard she cheated on five other boyfriends, so John got girlfriend insurance and hooked up with Jane's sister Jill.
by Shentasic July 25, 2011
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Girlfriend Song

A song a guy acts like he likes because he wants to get know a girl better (a.k.a. get laid)
Guy 1: Dude, I met this girl last night and I acted like I like Taylor Swift.

Guy 2: It looks like you've got a girlfriend song.
by B. J. McNeal August 23, 2009
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Girlfriend Nuru

A Nuru massage body to body nude massage wth a gfe escort
I had an awesome girlfriend nuru massage by this hot chick on backpage.
by Darknessunbound July 29, 2015
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math girlfriend

A math girlfriend is someone you have an intimate relationship with during math class only. Basically just using a smart girl to improve your grade. Which makes you a douche.
Dude, she's your math girlfriend?? No wonder algebra is the only class you're passing.
by MissHalfie March 5, 2011
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Girlfriend Bomb

When a male you are casually conversing with mentions within the first five seconds that he has a girlfriend. Not only were your intentions completely civil, but you realize that he is either extremely turned off by you that he feels the need to compensate his repugnance with his martial status, or that his pre-pubescent feelings have gotten the best of him because “sexkitten10” instant messaged him last night.
I just liked this guy's sweet Nike's so I asked him where he bought them, sadly he dropped the girlfriend bomb on me because he couldn't handle my sex appeal.
by Courtney Milko May 11, 2008
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zipcode girlfriend

Girlfriend you have in a speical zipcode. Might chat with a little when back home but mainly just there for when you are in a certain zipcode.
Faraaz: Yea i just hung out a Maheens all weekend, but we have talked all week.

Bob: yea u goturself a zipcode girlfriend
by pseudonymchamp February 11, 2010
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bandaid girlfriend

When a guy gets a girl friend for the sake of it because they think it will change there behaviour
"I can't control my own shit I need help settling down." "I need a bandaid girlfriend"
by Dane Tito March 9, 2015
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