This kitten fuckin obeast

When the juvenile of the species felis catus appears to be abnormally obese

Person: THIS KITTEN FUCKIN OBEAST

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

Fuckin Lazer Sights

'Fuckin Lazer Sights' is a reference to the Rainbow Six Seige character, Thatcher. Usually used in a deep English accent.

Greg: Hey Bill, you want to come to my house tonight?
Bill: Fuckin Lazer Sights.
Greg: Ok, see you there.

by TromboneStevens March 31, 2018

Ass Fuckin Zebras

When zebras engage in the act of anal sexual intercourse

Steve: Did you see those ass fuckin zebras on the safari?

Bob: Yeah man, those were some kinky zebras.

by andy3balls October 01, 2015

exact-a-fuckin dactly

-adverb: An adult form of indicating preciseness, and being very accurate.

darek: you should have read the directions and followed them too the letter

John: But I messed up

Greg: Exact-a-fuckin dactly

by tnmedic December 18, 2007

fuckin asshole dick

1. what you call your friend when he's a dick and he fucks ass

Nick Cannon: Yeah man I fuck in the ass hole yo
Aaron Carter: OH NO! <("<) fuckin asshole dick!

by CallMeDaveChapelle December 17, 2009

Fuckin Cheater(s)

An appropriate response anytime someone (or a group of someones) intentionally leaves you out of a situation or goes out of their way to diss you.

Friends: We all took a shot while you were in the bathroom
Me: Fuckin Cheaters!
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Friend: I stole your game of pool when you weren't looking.
Me: Fuckin Cheater!

by drdouglasp March 31, 2005

Keep fuckin' that chicken

"rock on man"

"it takes a tough man to do make to do a tender forcast"
"yes its does"
"keep fuckin' that chicken"

by G.I. Joe New Jersey September 19, 2009