That kid. The one who never gets invited back unless it's through a friend of a friend.

You know he just doesn't get it, and he never will.

He's not a bad kid, and he's not really retarded. He just bugs you for no specific reason.

You don't call him a fucktard to his face because it's like calling a kid with down syndrome 'retard' to his face. It'd be funny, but you're not going to change him for the better that way.

Dude, I said get me a COKE not a fucking sprite. What the fuck, I hate sprite.

Then later when Joe is gone and your drinking and smoking marijuana with your friends:

"Who was that fuck who got me the sprite today, what was his name?.. Oh yeah, Joe"

"Joe.. what a fucking asshole"

Then you do a goofy face impression of him "Oh ummm I thought you said sprite man, I'm sorry"

"fucking sorry, I'LL give you sorry, I'll shove this fucking straw down your urethra and pump your fucking bean bag full of fucking sprite Joe... sorry ... I fucking HATE sprite ......fucktard"

fucktard by spleen2006 May 21, 2006

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fucktard by Creamsicle God November 9, 2003

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