Everyone else's fault

I'm in pain every day. My feet hurt. My joints hurt. My back hurts. The pressure in the side of my face is constant. I'm laying in bed right now listening to the popping sound my ear makes when I swallow. The weaponized schizophrenia and surveillance apparatus are real. I was correct. And the only thing standing between me and amelioration is YOU. I don't need to do what ever you were about to suggest. Everything you were about to suggest is LESS EFFECTIVE than the alternative and THAT IS BY DESIGN. That's YOU suggesting shit options because YOU don't want me to have access to the good options.

Hym "So, yes. It is everyone else's fault. You're doing it TO ME... ON PURPOSE.... Out of spite... And I will kill your fucking kids... You retarded fucking animals... What in the actual fuck... Is actually fucking wrong with you? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Maybe your therapist can tell you. Do they do that? I have to go to bed now. I'm only going to get 3 hours of sleep before work at the job I'm literally trapped at because my car can't drive for more than 3 minutes at a time."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2024

Everyone Else's Fault

You're making a conscious decision to make 'woke shit' fail so yeah.

Podcast retard 1 "I don't like woke shit."

Podcast retard 2 "I don't like woke shit... Dragon Age got woke shit..."

Podcast retard 1 🤤

Podcast retard 2 "Derrrr... What do you think?"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck if there is a tranny in it. That's not my primary concern as far as games are concerned. I don't play action games but I might get it once the price drops. Or wait for it to go on sale. I don't give a fuck about woke shit. I don't give a fuck if your kids get threatened. Or die. What I do care about is having my shit stolen. And if that is going to happen then you're kids are going to do exactly that. So... You don't matter bitch."

Podcast retard 1 "Peopuh don't like woke shit. You think it's everyone else's fault."

Hym "I think you're a retard. I think you are the exact reason the government is necessary. Nobody give a fuck what you like."

by Hym Iam December 1, 2024

Jeff's Fault

Anytime something goes wrong, doesn't matter what, or why, it's always Jeff's Fault.

Damn dude, you done fucked that shit up. It's cool tho, look at the flow chart. It's always Jeff's Fault.

by stinkytrombone February 20, 2026

Not my fault

I offered my support one way or the other but he didn't say "charlatan bad" so I said vote against him and Harris paid Beyonce instead of me so I said vote against her and how did that work out for you? How many votes did I have sway over? Cus it only needed to be 1 percent.

Hym "So that's not my fault. That is you thinking that you didn't need me. So, it's the liberals fault. You could have changed the outcome. And now look at it. That is you. You were too good for the votes you needed and now look at you. Blaming me for the shit you did. Blaming me for the kids you murdered with your silence down there in Texas. The only way you can cope with it is by deluding yourself into believing you were acting in accordance with some greater good. That's a lie. You aren't actually doing any sort of moral calculus. You are a shit-lib so whatever you do is the greater good simply by virtue of you being a shit-lib. Don't let them bullshit you into thinking progressives were right about anything just because Trump is deliberately doing the opposite of what he was elected to do. They are still the censorious incoherent zealots they always were and they are desperately trying to take over the non-existent democrat party. So no. This is your fault and not mine."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025

It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered

Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.

People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"

Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"

People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."

Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"

People "Yes."

Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"

People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"

Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

Dad's fault

General rule that applies to any and all negative or disapproved action that occurs in a marriage, regardless of which family members were involved. Ironically, children do not need to be in the family for the rule to apply.

Mom's car is out of fuel, it's "Dad's fault".

by Rajuor July 29, 2025

Dad's fault

General rule that applies to any and all negative or disapproved action that occurs in a marriage, regardless of which family members were involved. Ironically, children do not need to be in the family for the rule to apply.

Mom's car is out of fuel, it's "Dad's fault".

by Rajuor July 29, 2025