The process of cutting off your partners ponytail during sex, and then slapping them in the face with it.
by pony rider May 25, 2012
by Breanna T August 15, 2008
by Tangoforcash March 14, 2014
Now, suddenly, he is lodged against your clitoris, pinning it to the wall, as it were; flattening it against the wall, where he polishes it repeatedly, like an old Greek grocer polishing an eggplant, like Aladdin summoning a reluctant genie; polishes it until you can feel it shine, feel it lighting up your vagina like a Broadway Show. Ta-Da! Down the aisle trots the white pony, proud and frisky. With a swish of its mane, it bounds down through the orchestra pit, leaps over the footlights, and lands center stage with a mighty whinny, hooves pawing the boards, mouth foaming, nostrils flaring, eyes popping on and off as if bulbs in a strobe. It brings down the house. And when he showers you with a hot tsunami of liquid white roses, it stands on its head for an encore.
by BlindBartholomew September 09, 2005
A boner that you get when you see two ponies having sex. A boner that is slitely on the down side/that boner aftershock.
A few minutes after watching porn I had a pony boner. My two ponies stared having sex right I front of me and I got a pony boner so I had to get some tighter pants on. I got a pony boner when I sew the pony with his dick and balls hanging down.
by P sissy January 30, 2010
1.an italian man who thinks hes the stallion but really isnt...
2.an italian man who is hung like a pony instead of a horse
3.Guido
2.an italian man who is hung like a pony instead of a horse
3.Guido
by !xabile July 21, 2008
My little brother was hanging around in his sweats yesterday and he had a fucking PONY BONER all goddamn day!
by Cesar X. Figueroa September 13, 2005